After8 2:48 Wed Sep 24
Mayor for the day - one thing you'd change about London
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Imagine you're the London mayor for the day. What would you do and why?
I'll start. I'd compulsory purchase Stamford Bridge and knock it down with "JT" in it.
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stewie griffin
2:49 Wed Sep 24
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I wonder how this thread will go
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1964
2:50 Wed Sep 24
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You'd probably just have a shit like Boris does, you wouldn't get time to do anything else.
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Dapablo
2:51 Wed Sep 24
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Give it a bloody good wash.
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worm
2:53 Wed Sep 24
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I'd exterminate the pigeons and knock Deptford down.
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mentor
2:58 Wed Sep 24
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Tear down all mosques.
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Organi5ed Chao5
2:59 Wed Sep 24
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Build more synagogues
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Brussels Sprout
3:04 Wed Sep 24
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Have a car free day - it brings the city alive annd let's people reclaim the streets.
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stewie griffin
3:05 Wed Sep 24
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*lets
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One McAvennieeeeee
3:05 Wed Sep 24
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Worried about the FUMES, Spider son?
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Side of Ham
3:08 Wed Sep 24
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I'd make all travel cheaper for those who reside and pay the London Borough Council rates and all places of interest to visit in London also free to the same people/families. I'd get the shortfall worked out for doing this and pass it onto those outside of the London Boroughs who visit/commute in.
I'd then sit back and see what a shiftiest that causes.
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Brussels Sprout
3:11 Wed Sep 24
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OM - that too. I was in Brussels on Sunday and they had a car-free day. It was so refreshing to be able to wonder about, see kids playing in the streets and so on.
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BRANDED
3:12 Wed Sep 24
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I'd call it Scotland
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DaillyShaggedMyWife
3:13 Wed Sep 24
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I'd pedestrianise Oxford Street. It takes buses so long to get through it that's there's no point
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ManorParkHammer
3:13 Wed Sep 24
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Ban people from the Home Counties coming in and spoiling it.
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Mr Kenzo
3:17 Wed Sep 24
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BOMB MANOR PARK
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AKA ERNIE
3:18 Wed Sep 24
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Ban cyclists
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B6NY B
3:19 Wed Sep 24
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Ban men from kissing men.
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Mr. Burns
3:24 Wed Sep 24
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I'd commission COYI to be painted on every building.
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:26 Wed Sep 24
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I'd commission a giant statue of Salman Rushdie for Trafalgar Square.
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Metal Hammer
3:31 Wed Sep 24
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Amnesty for anyone throwing a charity collector person off a bridge.
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